Hypnotoad

so i read somewhere that the background sound of Hypnotoad is actually the sound of a jet turbine which was reversed. it is a pretty unique sound. they had to get the turbine to turn the other way.

aliens vs the sanctity of the triagle

i will admit that i find it very hard to believe that aliens are trying to contact us.

i have no idea why, since there is no solid evidence to disprove it maybe i am just close-minded i can be very close-minded sometimes

so i think maybe every time i think something is horseshit. i should put a caveat there like "THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVED BECAUSE I AM HUMAN BUT IT DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T BE WRONG (BUT IF YOU GIVE ME REASONABLE EVIDENCE I WILL PROBABLY STILL BE A BIT STUBBORN ABOUT IT)" like when i start talking about homeopathy and auras and stuff and how if you believe anything about it works in practice other than the placebo effect you are retarded

anyway there is this video which shows our sun being a massive stargate

i didn't watch it because somehow i was happy with the assumptions my mind had made about it based on the title but i still have no fucking idea what a stargate is so i guessed it was like a wormhole which punishes travellers like if you were to go through the tunnel near Bain's Kloof Pass and drive into a volcano

anyway julian watched it and he was like:
they are showing some artifact that looks pretty fake
and then pictures of the sun
apparently the artifact has a triangle symbol on the sun
and there was apparently a sun spot shaped like it


followed by one of the photos in which the stargate symbol is visible

and then he told me that if you squint really hard you can see a triangle on it

i think that goes against the traditional wisdom that says that you should never look directly at the sun because the sun has evolved a natural defense mechanism against being stared at by people. since that is a photograph i think it was okay though, but i looked at it for very long and i didn't see anything and i kinda thought julian was doing the whole "if you mime shaking a saltshaker into your mouth your brain actually makes it so that you can taste salt" thing that actually makes you look like you are sucking a penis

anyway i didn't really ask him about that because he would probably not do that and even if i did ask him it would not make me find the triangle faster. i think it is unfair.

holy goddamn that livejournal goat is creepy

so i was reading all the back-issues of the Three Word Phrase webcomic (which is awesome btw) and a quick google search said that the author has a livejournal

so i am like isn't this 2012 is livejournal like nu-metal but whatever, i wanted to see what was up, so i clicked on it

and sweet shitting christ i have done some bad shit in my life but i do not think i deserve this man what the hell

it was like the five-second rule, except not with food but with creepy shit, if you look at it for fewer than five seconds then your sanity is still salvageable thereafter DO NOT EVEN GO THERE

i mean look at that what the fuck is that the eyes are way too real and the facial structure is too much of Powerful Satan EVER for a mascot to have

well ok unless you are mascotting for charles manson or something

fuck i think i know why

it's like when a character which does not exist in real life realises that it is an abomination and does not exist

next think you know that goat is gonna turn its head and look straight at the screen and its tears will turn into blood and it will start pleading while the blood pools onto your keyboard

"Kill me..."



fuck cut that shit out livejournal, that is not cool