holy goddamn that livejournal goat is creepy

so i was reading all the back-issues of the Three Word Phrase webcomic (which is awesome btw) and a quick google search said that the author has a livejournal

so i am like isn't this 2012 is livejournal like nu-metal but whatever, i wanted to see what was up, so i clicked on it

and sweet shitting christ i have done some bad shit in my life but i do not think i deserve this man what the hell

it was like the five-second rule, except not with food but with creepy shit, if you look at it for fewer than five seconds then your sanity is still salvageable thereafter DO NOT EVEN GO THERE

i mean look at that what the fuck is that the eyes are way too real and the facial structure is too much of Powerful Satan EVER for a mascot to have

well ok unless you are mascotting for charles manson or something

fuck i think i know why

it's like when a character which does not exist in real life realises that it is an abomination and does not exist

next think you know that goat is gonna turn its head and look straight at the screen and its tears will turn into blood and it will start pleading while the blood pools onto your keyboard

"Kill me..."



fuck cut that shit out livejournal, that is not cool